The #1 New York Times bestseller―a gift book for parents that will have them laughing even as they cry. One of Reader's Digest's "25 Funniest Books of All Time" "Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this." ―New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist" ―Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep." ―National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents" ―New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone" ―Boston GlobeGo the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award–winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar―and unspoken―tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.With illustrations by Ricardo Cortés, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wittingly funny―a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children. Read more

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: Become a decision-making bad*ss Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do Live life after a clusterf*ck! And more! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home. Read more

The cats of America are under siege!  Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! Read more

Best MÉMÉS: Collection of Humorous and Fun Images – Brain Tonic to Help Create Great Ideas for WorkNeed a mental boost? A reason to smile between deadlines? Best MÉMÉS is here to rescue your brain from burnout! Packed with clever, hilarious, and totally relatable images, this collection is more than just a laugh – it’s creative fuel for your day.Whether you're stuck in a meeting, facing a creative block, or just need a mood-lifting moment, these memes are your go-to brain tonic. Perfect for anyone who wants to mix productivity with play, this book proves that laughter really is the best kind of inspiration.So grab a coffee, flip a page, and get ready to recharge your mind with the power of MÉMÉS! Read more

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***This is a tongue in cheek book, filled with innuendos that only adults will understand.I know these descriptions are vital for you as a potential customer to get an idea of what the book is about, but this book is about balls. I don't know what more I can say. It's pretty funny. I am 99% sure you will like it. Read more

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USA Today Bestseller From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture. Unfollow your dreams!IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, “It’s okay to not be okay,” but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the “positive vibes only” self-help trap. COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga. FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing AffirmationsPencils and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won’t be disappointed.Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor  Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general  Read more

Kids play a game of hide and seek that goes terribly wrong.This Is Not A Kid's Book: Hide And Seek is a comedy book by Andrew Racho. It's a parody of children's books. Seriously, it's not for the kids. It's definitely not something they should see. The parents will love it, though. Read more

A group of girls have a sleepover that takes an... interesting twist.This Is Not A Kid's Book: Sleepover is a comedy book by Andrew Racho. It's a parody of children's books. Seriously, it's not for the kids. It's definitely not something they should see. The parents will love it, though. Read more

Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!”The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words. Read more

Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on        •  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family      •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis      •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis      •  and much, much more   Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes. Read more

Find your Inner Crunchy without becoming that person with this helpful guide from social media star Really Very Crunchy.Are you tired of being bombarded by toxins at every turn? Do you want a more natural, "crunchy" approach to the world (with or without the beige aesthetic)? Well, grab your kombucha and join Emily Morrow on a journey to a more wholesome existence with Really Very Crunchy: A Beginner's Guide to Removing Toxins from Your Life without Adding Them to Your Personality.Emily Morrow, creator of the viral "Really Very Crunchy" social media accounts, guides you through the ins and outs of starting and maintaining a crunchy lifestyle. With her signature humor and a delightfully sincere approach, she will show you how crunchy is a spectrum and how every little choice you make is one small step away from crunch-ifying your own life. From the basics of crunchy to the more advanced choices (beets instead of blush, anyone?), you will quickly say goodbye to toxic chemicals and hello to a healthier, happier way of living. Funny, accessible, and encouraging--never judgmental or fear-based--Emily will help you: Learn how to make simple, mindful steps toward natural livingImplement healthy, life-giving activities into your family's routineNavigate the challenges of adopting the crunchy way of life with sensible, easy-to-implement ideasDevelop a new mindset when it comes to shopping for clothes, food, and cleaning productsDiscover natural remedies for just about everythingSo what are you waiting for? Embrace your inner crunchy (or silky, if that's where you're starting) and dip your toes into a healthier, more sustainable life. Who knows? You may find out you're Really Very Crunchy after all. Read more

Dive into the world of TimmyLaugh your ass off, as Timmy, goes on his big adventure. Read more

Best Mémés: Collection of Humorous and Fun Images – Brain Tonic to Spark Great Ideas for WorkLooking for a quick boost of joy and creativity? Best Mémés is your go-to collection of clever, funny, and delightfully relatable images designed to lighten your mood and fuel your imagination.Packed with humor that hits just right, this book isn’t just for laughs—it’s your secret weapon to beat stress, refresh your mind, and spark innovative ideas. Whether you're on a coffee break, stuck in a meeting, or simply need a creative recharge, these memes will lift your spirits and power up your productivity.Let laughter be your launchpad. Flip through and discover how fun images can become the brain tonic you never knew you needed! Read more

"Adam Mansbach, whose breakout book Go the F**k to Sleep was recorded by Samuel L. Jackson to viral acclaim, has completely shaken up the children's lit space with his profane, candid, and deeply hilarious odes to the trials of parenthood."--Entertainment Weekly"Larry David is lending his voice to the audiobook version of a popular children's tale. The comedian will narrate F**k, Now There Are Two of You, the third installment in the Go the F**k to Sleep bedtime story series by Adam Mansbach. The sarcastic potty-mouthed book is more for parents than children."--Access"Big [expletive] news! Adam Mansbach, the author of the 2011 New York Times bestseller Go the F**k to Sleep is back with another brutally honest book for parents. It's called F**k, Now There Are Two of You, and you need it in your home library (just not on the shelves the kids can reach)."--TODAY Parents"Now the author of Go the F**k to Sleep, Adam Mansbach, is coming back with another delightfully apt and crude children's book. It's a book for parents who've welcomed their second child and need to explain the new baby to their first offspring, it's going to be titled F**k, Now There Are Two of You--and it's going to be narrated by LARRY DAVID. I don't know how many of you out there have ever thought, 'I really wish Larry David was here to read my child a bedtime story,' but I'm sure you're all thinking it now, and amazingly, this is a wild, wild dream that's going to come true."--Funny or Die"Adam Mansbach's book F**k, Now There are Two of You, the second sequel to the best-selling Go the F**k to Sleep, addresses what it's like to add a second kid to the mix--and nothing is sugarcoated. That's why the prickly 72-year-old comedian [Larry David] is the perfect narrator."--TODAY Parents, from a feature on Larry David's audio narration "Adam Mansbach, the author of Go the F**k to Sleep, is back with another brutally honest book for tired parents: F**k, Now There Are Two of You. As the sequel's title implies, it's all about the roller coaster that is welcoming a second child into the family."--PopSugar"Mansbach hit exactly the right nerve for exhausted parents who were ready to throw their hands up in the air."--Did You Know?"F**k, Now There are Two of You, seems brilliantly aimed at skewering the frustrating family dynamic of suddenly having two children to deal with instead of just one. Being an American family of four can be tough as shit, and but thankfully, the 'f**k' book series is here to help."--FatherlyAdam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat--the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?Parents--new, old, expectant, and grand--of multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child. Read more

If you've ever read Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros and thought, “This could use more sarcasm, questionable decision-making, and a protagonist who truly doesn’t care about your expectations,” then Fifth Wing is the book for you. This parody takes the dragon-riding, enemies-to-lovers tension and high-stakes brutality of the original and transforms it into a hilariously absurd adventure starring Vile Soreinbut and Xadence Marriott—two characters who seem designed specifically to challenge every trope they encounter.Vile is not your delicate, breakable heroine. She’s confident and far too self-assured for the brutal world she’s been thrown into. Instead of constantly questioning her worth, she embraces her flaws, her weight, and most importantly, her curves. When she bonds with the dragon Torn (who has absolutely no patience for nonsense), the entire Riders' Quadrant is forced to accept that Vile is here to stay, whether they like it or not.Then there’s Xadence Marriott, who is supposed to be brooding and mysterious but instead comes off like a guy grappling with a sex addiction. He has all the typical traits—the smirk, the leather jacket, and the tragic backstory.This parody doesn’t just poke fun at Fourth Wing; it skewers the entire genre. From overly gory training sequences to dragons who enjoy marijuana, Fifth Wing takes every serious moment and turns it on its head. There's a romance, but it leans more towards “Vile emotionally tormenting Xadence until he admits he likes her” rather than “forbidden love.” The sex scenes are laugh-out-loud funny.With sharp wit, unapologetic satire, and characters who refuse to fit the mold, Fifth Wing is the fantasy parody we never knew we needed. If you love dragons, chaotic heroines, and watching overused tropes be completely dismantled, this is your next read. Just don’t expect it to take itself seriously—because Vile certainly doesn’t.Reid Mockery skyrocketed up the Amazon bestseller lists years ago with her comedic takes on "Fifty Shades of Gray" and "Divergent." Recently, she released new parodies of "Where The Crawdads Sing" and "The Housemaid." Now, she has ventured into the fantasy world of dragons and lust. Read more

Alexander: My half brother is 6’3Daniel: Christ, imagine if he were a full brotherLaughing is the best medicine. Ready to laugh your ass off, are you?If you are looking for a book that makes you cringe, laugh, and unbelievably shake your head, this 's it! Smartphones have eternally changed our lives. At the speed of light, we can now text, and our phones can even guess what we intend to say. Or can they? Everyone's text crashes, and fortunately, we can now shoot these autocorrect wisdom pearls!Sometimes you're the one who sent a text fail, and now you're praying to God that you don't end up in one of these collections. But we're not discriminating! Here you'll find the epic text, and the autocorrect failed sent by everybody, from tech-challenged parents, confused boyfriends and girlfriends, and unsuspecting colleagues! No one here is secure (and they're all laughing)! Here's what's inside:Inability of a parent to make you want to weep and laugh at the same Autocorrect fails: it's DEFINITELY NOT what I intended.All those misguided texts fail that was meant for someone elseMore than 100 pages of pure, unadulterated text fall fun!A text message sent under the influence of alcohol A smart technique text that will get you a dateSarcastic text messagesFunny savaged text messagesCreating and delivering a funny joke is an innate ability humans have, although some chose not to explore those natural skills. A good joke can be created by just telling an honest story about your life. As the cliché goes, "be yourself." Don't be scared of making yourself fun sometimes. Life wasn't made to annoy people. Only sit quietly and let your mind flow. Start taking a conversation with friends and begin to speak. You'll be surprised; the jokes will only roll out of your mouth. At the end of the book, you too will be able to answer this way:"Mery: what's your name?Max: fine thanks!"If you're looking to spend hours and hours laughing like never before, get your copy right now!It's a book you should share with your friends and family to have some fun together. Read more

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Dank Mémés: Funny Pictures Make You Laugh Like CrazyWelcome to the wild side of humor! Dank Mémés is not your average meme book — it’s a chaotic ride through the funniest, weirdest, and most unhinged corners of the internet.From face-palm fails to savage one-liners, every page delivers that "laugh-so-hard-you-snort" kind of energy. Whether you're doomscrolling, chilling with friends, or hiding from responsibilities, this collection is your ultimate escape into ridiculousness.Caution: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, sore cheeks, and a brighter mood. Ready to laugh like crazy? Flip the page — the dankness awaits. Read more

A runaway bride. A grumpy 600-year-old vampire pretending to be human. A disaster waiting to happen.What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer that just ran out on her cheating ex fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad’s quiet castle.But he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken.He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.She wants to feed him garlic, parades around in tiny shorts, and incenses him at every turn. Can he really play house with a human? Especially one he just can’t seem to fight the urge to stay away from?The Holiday meets Dark Shadows in this “grumpy sunshine” romance.This is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring the grumpy/sunshine tropes. It is a full length romance with a Happily Ever After that features sexually explicit material and profanity. This book is intended for adults 18+. Read more